Judge: Why did you shoot your wife instead of shooting her lover?
Bob: Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Lovers sitting in a park,
Boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.
Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”.
Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Bob: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Boy friend is fun &
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon &
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity &
Husband is qismat phooti.
What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous…. I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired….. I put down the mirror!
What happened to your mobile? I was trying to call u but I got this message: Welcome to the jungle network, The monkey you are trying to call is on tree Please try later.
1 day I read Smoking is Bad,
I Stop Smoking!
1 day I read Drinking is Bad,
I Stop Drinking!
1 day I read Kissing is Bad,
I Stopped Reading.
Pandit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Sharma: Wow, kia baat hai.
Pandit: Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai.
1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain.
Hi! i am marrying next week. There will be a small party and only a few people will be invited. So I am inviting you. Don’t bring any gift with you. Just bring someone to marry me.
