Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…
Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!
A doctor falls in love with a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to the nurse :
“I Love You Sister”.
True Love is like a pillow you could hug it when u r in trouble U could cry on it when u r in pain
U could embrace it when u r happy want True Love?
Spend Rs 30
&
BUY A PILLOW.
Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain.
Door se dekha… to Patthar dikh raha tha……
Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta raha thaa…….
Paas aakar dekha to… suchmuch Patthar hi tha..
Gum woh cheez hai …
Wah ! Kya dard hai !
Gum woh cheez hai …
Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai..
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don’t stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is Vodafone (Hutch) DEALER…. wherever u go out network follows
